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Lady of Pain Eternal
02:13
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Lady of Pain Eternal doesn’t feel
Lady of Pain Eternal doesn’t know
Lady of Pain Eternal wants to feel
Show her your pain
Let it eternally show
Lady of Pain Eternal wants to see
How does your pain make you feel inside
Lady of Pain Eternal cannot be
Inside your pain
It will internally hide
Pain pain pain
Here comes Pain
Pain Pain Pain
Here comes Pain
Lady of Pain Eternal wants to give
Everything that she wants to obtain
Lady of Pain doesn’t want to live
Inside a world deprived of your… eternal pain
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Tribal Eyeball
03:39
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Tribal Eyeball!
(repeat)
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3. |
Wishbone
03:00
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I wish for Wishbone.
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4. |
Toxicles
04:48
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He looked at me and I could see
He had to pee while we were doing science stuff
I let him go but I should know
It’s gonna throw all results from doing science stuff
He left the lab, forgot to grab
The key to stab into locks, protect from science stuff
We carried on, but should have known
That while he’s gone something had to ruin science stuff
The power dipped, the breaker tripped
The meter flipped, couldn’t grip all of the science stuff
The warning signs flashed many times
Got to find peace of mind, escape from science stuff
Inside the pipes. a toxic type
That’s super ripe, gonna wipe using the science stuff
He had to pee, he had to pee
He couldn’t see, too hairy, here comes the science stuff
1 - 2 Check my balls
3 - 4 Toxicles
He needed relief from it all
Leaning against the stall wall
Using the third urinal
What’s gushing onto his balls?
Narrator:
This is the story of Toxicles, once an innocent scientist named Charles O’Banyon, the victim of a horrible lab accident.
June 13th, 1984: Whilst urinating, a toxic goo gushed from the pipes, covering Charles’ exposed testicles, giving him the power to shoot toxic lasers from his penis.
Such power could save all of humanity from any doom had Charles decided to use this power for good.
But he wasn’t Charles O’Banyon anymore, and he wasn’t good.
He was Toxicles, and he was evil.
Toxic testicles
Who’s that? It’s Toxicles
Toxic testicles
Who’s that? It’s Toxicles
It’s Toxicles
It’s Toxicles
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5. |
The Rodeo Clown
02:02
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He wants to be taken seriously
Like a cowboy or cop
He wants so bad to be taken seriously
He wants the laughter to stop
He wants the laughter to stop
At him
He’s not smiling under all that silly make-up
He doesn’t joke around
His face is just too red to be only make-up
He’s not clowning around
He’s not clowning around
With you
He’s not bothering with the bull
Those horns can do as they will
He has a bad joke of his own
Your just another hole in the ground for him to fill
The Rodeo Clown
The Rodeo Clown
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Milk Man
02:16
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Hey, little boy.
Would you like some milk?
Hello, mam.
Would you like some milk?
Hi there, little girl.
I bet you need some milk.
Good afternoon, sir.
I have milk for sale. The price is reasonable.
Chorus:
Why won’t you buy my milk? Buy it.
It’s good for you, it is. It’s milk.
You need to drink my milk. Drink it.
I always say, dairy daily. Dairy. Daily.
Well, hello, my good neighbor.
Can I interest you in some milk?
Howdy, partner.
Are you thirsty for milk?
Fine day, don’t you think?
Only milk could make this day finer.
You look thirsty.
You need milk.
Chorus:
Please. Please buy milk from me. Buy it.
You need to drink this milk. Drink it. Drink it.
I won’t ask again. Will you take this milk? Take it.
It’s always a dairy day. Dairy daily. Dairy daily.
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Commander Overhander
01:32
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Taking charge of all the batters
Looking mad like insane hatters
Never throwing underhanders
The man is a figure of wild rage
Take command of what he doesn’t throw
Take command of what he don’t know
Take the exit if you can go
Lookout if you’re in the batting cage
Commander Overhander
Commander Overhander
Never throwing balls for little strikes
He’s throwing his balls because he likes
Hurting his foes
Here comes his throw
Strike 1 – 2 – 3
You’re dead!
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Badger Pig
03:15
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Born in '22 then it grew and grew and grew
Now it’s on a rampage
Born inside a zoo but it doesn’t like it there
You would hate it too
Father didn’t stay and the mother had to go
Now it’s freaking right out
Gonna see the world, then it’s gonna eat it all
It will chew and chew (and chew)
Is it more one than the other?
It’s looking for its pa and mother?
Daddy? Mommy”
Are you my daddy?
Are you my mommy?
Daddy? Mommy?
Have you seen my daddy?
What is my mommy?
Is it more one than the other?
Does it have a sis or brother?
News VO:
And here’s a story straight out of a Stephen King novel.
They’re calling it a Badger Pig.
Born at the local zoo, a strange new creature has just emerged.
It is believed to be fathered by a zookeeper, mothered by a Badger, and, somehow, a pig got involved.
It should be noted that no pigs actually reside at the zoo, but a neighboring farmer had reported a missing pig just last week.
Although scientists around the globe had come to study the animal, it grew up very fast and broke out of its cage.
Residents are warned not to feed the animal as it is apparently evil.
I guess it puts the bad in Badger Pig.
Back to you Maria.
(various news clips)
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9. |
The Drifter
02:18
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Who’s hard to see when you try to find?
Who lost a heart like you lose your mind?
Who makes you feel like you could be blind?
Who’s drifting now?
It ain’t me
It could be
Who never died but moves like a ghost?
Who takes your hand when you make a toast?
Who lives somewhere between every coast?
Who’s drifting now?
It ain’t me
It ain’t me
Who’s hard to find when you need to see?
Who lost their heart and now evil be?
Who isn’t you and who isn’t me?
It’s the Drifter
Drifting free
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Dr Science McSeance
04:10
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11. |
The Surrounder
00:50
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12. |
Claw and Jaw
02:34
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13. |
The Universe
02:00
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Alone is the Universe
Nothing relates to everywhere
Did they all run and hide?
Is everyone else stuck inside?
A lonely Universe
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Mr. Nice Guy
03:16
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I’m the baddest, meanest, toughest mother’ in this neighbourhood
When I walk towards you, you had better-cross to the other-side of the
Street. I’m the baddest, meanest, toughest muther in this galaxy, but
Nooo body believes me ‘cause of un-founded rumours going ‘round
Rumours going ‘round….
Mr. Nice Guy, Mr. Nice Guy – that’s what I’m called behind my back
If I were you I’d take / that / back (shut / your / trap)
Mister Nice Guy, Mister Nice Guy, I’m not always nice.
One time I broke Nico’s knees but afterwards I carried him home
And when I cracked Dmitri’s head I made sure that I carefully glued it back
And when I took out Carole’s eyes I gave her sunglasses and a seeing eye
Dog
And when I shoot you in the heart I’ll make sure that I send your girl a
Valentine
Girl a valentine….
Chorus
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Copper Big Toe
02:17
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Copper Big Toe is my name
I’m the second cousin twice removed
Of the more famous and notorious underworld Don
Goldfinger.
Whereas his nemesis is / Agent 007
Mine is the brick wall that bars me from heaven
Whereas their battles take place in casinos in tuxedos
Mine is spent waiting for no show collectivos….
Whereas James Bond and his enemies are known around the globe
Known around the globe
Unfortunately for me people already forget my name, it’s
Copper Bi-i-ig To-oe, Copper Big Toe, Copper Big Toe….
Please don’t forget my name (It’s….it’s….. Copper Big Toe)
Please don’t forget my name (It’s….it’s… uh… Big Copper Toe?)
Please don’t forget my name (It’s….it’s…. what’s his name again?)
Please don’t forget my name (Was it “Goldfinger”?)
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16. |
No Name No Face
03:13
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17. |
Vladimir
02:44
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War criminal!
Mass murderer!
Dictator, sociopath, a former KGBeeeeeeeee agent!
Vladimir!
You get out of here!
He sent his conscripts south to invade
To take not just Crimea but all Ukraine
A “special operation”, a war in all but name
Cities bombed to rubble and unmarked graves
Opposition silenced or suddenly they die…
Chorus
He thought he’d conquer them in a week
But Ukrainians are tough, they’re not meek
Blasting away tanks marked with Zees
Taking back Kherson and Kharkiv
He’s no Peter the Great, let’s hope we see him in The Hague...
Chorus
Vladimir! (Whuuuut?)
You get out of here! (No, you get out of here!)
Vladimir! (Whuuuut?)
You get out of here! (No, you get out of here!!!!!)
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Plague Face
04:34
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Her face used to be so fair and so pretty
But now it is pockmarked, bleeding, open sores
Before she was merry but her illness made her bitter
She will soon die, so she’ll take-other-people-down with her….
“Plague Face!” the cruel kids say behind her back
Plague Face, their parents look away
Plague Face, the diseased-air-that she exhales
Plague Face, spreading the contagion that will kill half this city
And she does this very calmy, clear headed, with no regret…
There was a biohazardous leak at the lab where she had worked
The government didn’t compensate her, instead they kept her detained
But through cunning she escaped and vowed that she would make them pay
The disease is fast spreading and there’s no vaccine that can stop it…..
Chorus
She wandered the city covered in / black veil and shoud
She took the crowded subway then headed out to the mall
She went to several tourist sites, in the evening, a concert hall
A lot of unsuspecting people to whom she passed on the virus
(The Curse of St. Vitus!)
“Plague Face!” the cruel kids say behind her back
Plague Face, their parents look away
Plague Face, the diseased-air-that she exhales
Plague Face, spreading the contagion that will kill half this city
And she does this very calmy, clear headed, with no regret…
With no regret, with no regret, with no regret we meet our death, we meet our death.
(Optional Narration: <5 centuries earlier than the above> “….And then she entered the castle upon the hill. The king and his court were holding a masquerade ball. They thought they were safe from the plague that caused so much suffering amongst their subjects in the valley below. But they were not: for Plague Face was now amongst them!”)
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Drat!
Double drat!!
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20. |
Good Guys
03:52
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Why do we have to glorify villains and criminals?
Because good guys and saints are such a bore!
Why are we so spellbound by violence, blood and gore? Because
Good deeds put us to sleep, they make us snore!
I grew up on crime shows and violent video games
I think Al Qaeda videos / are quite tame
I’ve become amoral and de-sensitized
As far as I’m concerned the gangsters are the good guys
I’ve become amoral and de-sensitized
As far as I’m concerned the gangsters are the good guys
As far as I’m concerned the gangsters are the good guys
As far as I’m concerned the gangsters are the good guys….
“Top of the world Ma!”
“Look at me Ma! I finally made it, I’m in the big times!”
“A-ha-ha-ha-ha-haaaaa, you stinking coppers! You’ll never catch me!”
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Dwight Schenk Oshawa, Ontario
5 of these things are true:
1. Wrote a symphony premiered by the Vancouver Symphony
Orchestra.
2. Was a carnie for a summer.
3. Has the world record for tree-chopping (30" diameter).
4. Wrote and illustrated a graphic novel.
5. Wrote a letter to Marineland asking them to change their song because 'not everyone loves Marineland".
6. Has been in many bands in the Toronto area.
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