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Name: Toxicles
AKA: Charles O’Banyon
Story: Charles was involved in a laboratory accident that made his testicles shoot toxic lasers from his penis. It also gave him the ability to fly.

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He looked at me and I could see
He had to pee while we were doing science stuff
I let him go but I should know
It’s gonna throw all results from doing science stuff
He left the lab, forgot to grab
The key to stab into locks, protect from science stuff
We carried on, but should have known
That while he’s gone something had to ruin science stuff
The power dipped, the breaker tripped
The meter flipped, couldn’t grip all of the science stuff
The warning signs flashed many times
Got to find peace of mind, escape from science stuff
Inside the pipes. a toxic type
That’s super ripe, gonna wipe using the science stuff
He had to pee, he had to pee
He couldn’t see, too hairy, here comes the science stuff

1 - 2 Check my balls
3 - 4 Toxicles

He needed relief from it all
Leaning against the stall wall
Using the third urinal
What’s gushing onto his balls?

Narrator:
This is the story of Toxicles, once an innocent scientist named Charles O’Banyon, the victim of a horrible lab accident.
June 13th, 1984: Whilst urinating, a toxic goo gushed from the pipes, covering Charles’ exposed testicles, giving him the power to shoot toxic lasers from his penis.
Such power could save all of humanity from any doom had Charles decided to use this power for good.
But he wasn’t Charles O’Banyon anymore, and he wasn’t good.
He was Toxicles, and he was evil.

Toxic testicles
Who’s that? It’s Toxicles
Toxic testicles
Who’s that? It’s Toxicles
It’s Toxicles
It’s Toxicles

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from Villains Amongst Us, released March 22, 2023
Written, performed, engineered, mixed, produced, mastered by Dwight Schenk.

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Dwight Schenk Oshawa, Ontario

5 of these things are true:
1. Wrote a symphony premiered by the Vancouver Symphony Orchestra.
2. Was a carnie for a summer.
3. Has the world record for tree-chopping (30" diameter).
4. Wrote and illustrated a graphic novel.
5. Wrote a letter to Marineland asking them to change their song because 'not everyone loves Marineland".
6. Has been in many bands in the Toronto area. ... more

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