We’ve updated our Terms of Use to reflect our new entity name and address. You can review the changes here.
We’ve updated our Terms of Use. You can review the changes here.

it snot me (not anal bum)

by Dwight Schenk

supported by
/
1.
But... but... It has a couple lanky arms It has a case of diabetes I It has a mole above the right eye It has a really nice beard It has what I would call deformed toes It has a slim torso It has a scar above the left eye It has a hernia It has two shallow skeletal hands It does have a flat butt But… It snot me It snot me It snot me It snot me! But… It has chicken legs It doesn’t look overly threatening It is quite tall
2.
Why? Why? Why? Is it so hard to wake up? The weekend starts the week. Why? Why? Why? Is it so hard to get by? The weekend starts the week. Why? Why? Why? Is it so hard to feel love? The weekend starts the week. Why? Why? Why? Can anyone tell me why? The weekend starts the week. Sh Why? Why? Why? Is it so hard to feel good? The weekend starts the week. Why? Why? Why? Do I make you cry? The weekend starts the week. Why? Why? Why? Is it so hard to make peace? The weekend starts the week. Why? Why? Why? Can anyone tell me why? The weekend starts the week.
3.
Here we go She’s a daw – gee She’s a dog She’s a daw- gee A doggie dawg She’s a daw-gee She’s a dog She’s a dodgie Doggie-dawg It’s all downhill from here (2x) Hair of the dog Blood of the pussy – cat Croak of the frog Cud of the vampire bat Tit of the pregnant hog Shine where the primate spat It’s all downhill from here (2x) Brain of the owl Eye of the hawk Wolf of the howl And call of the rooster’s cock Call of the rooster’s cock (3x) It’s all downhill from here (2x) Crazy (repeat) I swear I seen it (4x) Blowin’ in the wind… (3x) like a hair of the dawg
4.
Oh, Billy, you’re knockin’ on the wrong door Oh, Billy, where’s the law tonight? Oh, Billy, you’re knockin’ on the wrong door Shockin’ on the dance… floor Cuz you’re rockin’ on the right Oh, Billy, found y’rself a tight door Oh, Billy, where’s the moon tonight? Oh, Billy, found y’rself the right door Left something to get… more And you’re rockin’ on the right Taught the devil how to be bad! You introduced dark to the night! Taught the rage how to get mad! All while rockin’ on the right! solo Oh, Billy, you’re goin’ through the wrong door Oh, Billy, no one cares tonight Ohhhhhh, Billy, you were knockin’ on the wrong door Knockin’ two and three four Going through the wrong… dooooor But you’re rockin’… on the right
5.
Oh it’s burning Oh it’s burning Let’s bring it down Let’s bring it down Oh it’s burning Oh it’s burning Let’s bring it down Let’s bring it down Let’s bring it down Let’s it bring it down… Down! A-here we go now We brought it down in flames! We brought it down in flames! We brought it down in flames! We brought it down in flames!
6.
Nothing ruins nature like nature… does 2x Nothing… does 4x Nothing ruins nature like nature… does Nothing ruins nature like nature does Like nature does 4x Now Nothing ruins nature Nothing ruins nature Nothing ruins nature Nothing ruins nature like nature Like nature 2x
7.
Smokers are chokers or so my mom tells me (4x) Boozers are losers or so my dad told me (4x) Sinners are winners or so I tell myself (4x) Jammers, god dammers are the ones who die (3x) Before the smoking, and the boozing, and the sinning, and the jamming’s done.

about

Dedicated to and inspired by the members of Basement Arms and Spacecraft 7.

credits

released September 7, 2023

Written, performed, produced, engineered, mixed, and mastered by Dwight Schenk.
Some tracks co-engineered by John Dinsmore at Lincoln County Social Club.

DS: vocals, guitars, bass, drums and percussion, piano and organ, trombone, dulcimer, banjo.
John Dinsmore: lead guitar on "smokers are chokers".

Cover photo by Slippers.

license

all rights reserved

tags

about

Dwight Schenk Oshawa, Ontario

5 of these things are true:
1. Wrote a symphony premiered by the Vancouver Symphony Orchestra.
2. Was a carnie for a summer.
3. Has the world record for tree-chopping (30" diameter).
4. Wrote and illustrated a graphic novel.
5. Wrote a letter to Marineland asking them to change their song because 'not everyone loves Marineland".
6. Has been in many bands in the Toronto area.
... more

contact / help

Contact Dwight Schenk

Streaming and
Download help

Report this album or account

If you like Dwight Schenk, you may also like: