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smokers are chokers

from it snot me (not anal bum) by Dwight Schenk

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This song was originally jammed out with a band I was in called the Alpha Fuckers. Then it was re-purposed as a song with Basement Arms. Then I recorded many versions of it as a solo artist.

This is the definitive (and final?) version and I dedicate it to Brian Lahaie.

lyrics

Smokers are chokers or so my mom tells me (4x)

Boozers are losers or so my dad told me (4x)

Sinners are winners or so I tell myself (4x)

Jammers, god dammers are the ones who die (3x)
Before the smoking, and the boozing, and the sinning,
and the jamming’s done.

credits

from it snot me (not anal bum), released September 7, 2023
Written, performed, engineered, mixed, produced, and mastered by Dwight Schenk.
C0-engineered by John Dinsmore.
Lead guitar by John Dinsmore.

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Dwight Schenk Oshawa, Ontario

5 of these things are true:
1. Wrote a symphony premiered by the Vancouver Symphony Orchestra.
2. Was a carnie for a summer.
3. Has the world record for tree-chopping (30" diameter).
4. Wrote and illustrated a graphic novel.
5. Wrote a letter to Marineland asking them to change their song because 'not everyone loves Marineland".
6. Has been in many bands in the Toronto area.
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