We’ve updated our Terms of Use to reflect our new entity name and address. You can review the changes here.
We’ve updated our Terms of Use. You can review the changes here.

Stan the Man's operation

from The Exploding Man by The Members of Spacecraft 7

/

about

Dr. T performs the operation to reunite Stan the Man.

lyrics

Dr. T. clapped his hands twice <clap! clap!>
“Body parts, I need your attention!
When I say ‘Assume your positions’
Everyone must go to where-you-belong….
Right forefinger, you go here
Left leg, please go over there
Penis you go here, and right ear over there
Once you’re all sedated I can start the surgery….”

Stan the Man’s operation
Dr. T, the celebrated surgeon
It was a qualified success
Dr. T (stands for ‘Tambileeshiman’)… he’s the best!

After the explosion things looked grim (real grim)
But Stan is now recovering nicely
In fact he looks and feels just like new, though a
Few minor errors it is true (it is true)….
The left-leg… is on backwards
A finger ended up on a foot
The penis where an eye was and an eye-on-the-back-of-a-hand
But otherwise things are looking up for Stan the Man…

credits

from The Exploding Man, released July 1, 2021
Written, performed, mixed, produced by Marc Fedak.

license

all rights reserved

tags

about

Dwight Schenk Oshawa, Ontario

5 of these things are true:
1. Wrote a symphony premiered by the Vancouver Symphony Orchestra.
2. Was a carnie for a summer.
3. Has the world record for tree-chopping (30" diameter).
4. Wrote and illustrated a graphic novel.
5. Wrote a letter to Marineland asking them to change their song because 'not everyone loves Marineland".
6. Has been in many bands in the Toronto area.
... more

contact / help

Contact Dwight Schenk

Streaming and
Download help

Report this track or account

If you like Dwight Schenk, you may also like: